25 Rules You Need To Follow At Brunch With Elvis Duran

 

The entire morning show is heading to Elvis Duran's after work today for a brunch. These brunches have gotten out of hand in the past.... Coaster Boy Josh one time PEED in Elvis' plants! So this time around Greg T. compiled a list of rules for everyone to follow while we are at this brunch.

Elvis Duran's Brunch Rules:

  1. No Stealing Expensive Items
  2. No Drama
  3. We Must Have 1 Toast
  4. Do Not Break Anything. You Break It, You Buy It!
  5. Keep Clothes On
  6. Flush Toilet After You Go. DO NOT Leave Human Waste In The Toilet!
  7. If Someone Passes Out, Take Their Shoes And Teach Them A Lesson
  8. Any Social Media Posts MUST Be Cleared By Elvis or Alex
  9. If The Room Is Spinning, You've Had Too Much. Put Down Your Drink And STOP!
  10. If Police Arrive, The Party Has Gotten Out Of Control, Things Need To Calm Down!
  11. No Drinks On The White Carpet (Elvis has confirmed there is no white carpet)
  12. Do Not Take Pictures In The Helicopter (Elvis has confirmed there is no helicopter)
  13. Do Not Let Maxx Drink Alcohol
  14. All Sex Acts Must Be Done Inside In Back Room -- Not Outside
  15. Do Not Invite People From The Street
  16. Do Not Stick With Your Clique. Move Around And Talk To Others
  17. If You Spill Something Clean It Up
  18. Do Not Stick Your Finger In Other Peoples Butts And Yell 'WHOOPEE!'
  19. Do Not Be Fashionable Late. BE ON TIME!
  20. Have Fun!
  21. Do Not Trap Someone With Sob Stories
  22. No Irish Exits. Say 'Goodbye' And 'Thank You'
  23. Do Not Talk Work
  24. If You See Greg T. Talking With Elvis, Interrupt Conversation Quickly
  25. No Funny Pictures With Buddha Statue

Will everyone actually follow the rules? That's the question!

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