FREDDIE PRINZE JR.: Where did he go? He was so hot! Women everywhere threw themselves at him. His clothes were ripped to shreds! Everyone wanted him naked! Where is he now? Has anyone seen Freddie Prinze Jr.?
SITTING IN TRAFFIC: There was a jam on the George Washington Bridge today for an hour and a half. Are you sitting in that traffic right now? How's that going for ya?
CORTISONE: Straight Nate needs Cortisone today, and Greg T gave him some! What's the reason everyone else is using Cortisone on their bodies today?
POPCORN: Greg T loves popcorn, but HATES when it always gets stuck in his teeth! What foods do you love, but always manage to get stuck in your teeth?
CHEERING CROWDS NO MORE: Were you once a pro athlete playing in front of thousands of screaming fans? Are you now sitting in rush hour traffic and have a job? Who are you and what happened? Do you miss the crowds?