Any excuse to be subtly sarcastic is pretty great. There are a ton of things we want to say out loud but don't because we're not heartless jerks. So put them on your keychain instead! My friend Meghan introduced me to these snarky engraved keychains from Spartan Shop. They say things like "Currently Unable to Give a F**k" and "I Know Guac is Extra." The tags are just $15 each and a great gift for yourself or that sarcastic friend in your life!