Elvis' High School Nicknames -- The Complete List

...they used to call me that in high school!  

Our amazing listener Brooke has kept a running list of every time Elvis told the joke, "... they used to call me that in high school!" Here it is: 


Pole Grasper

Bang Bang Shrimp

The Little Italian Sub

Bunsen Burners


Automatic Milk Frother

Old Craft Box

Big Empty Hole

Ingredient Hole

Speed Queen

Jiffy Lube

Lovely Palazzo Pant

Crunchy Onions

Did NOT call him "Cold Fruit"

Ohio Cupcakes

Black Licorice

Poopie Diapers

Top Loader

Amnesty Box

Milky Dance

Fruit Loops

Floppy Boobies

Meat N' Booze (Uncle Johnny!)

Shepard's Pie Balls

Truck Nuts

Throwback Patty

Fruit Cake

The Third Hole

The Pinger Locator

Hot Cocoa (best friend was "Marshmallows")

Easter Cakes

Pineapple Silky Pants

Get-A-Grip Stun Gun

Butt Flame

Little Italian Buffet (Danielle!)

Meat Mallet

Expanded Fruit

Classic Cherry (Bethany!)

The Walking Taco

Rod of Plutonium

Jock Sniffer

Stinky Urine

Tinkly Piano

Squeaky Cheese Curds

Yogurt Tube

Beard Oil

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