Goop.com, the prized landing spot for celeb lifestyle guru Gwyneth Paltrow, is selling eggs for vaginas, ranging between $55 and $66 dollars.
You're supposed to start with the Jade Egg and move on to the Rose Quartz Egg when your vagina is ready to take the next step. The Jade yoni egg's "power to cleanse and clear make them ideal for detox" according to the product description.
Apparently users of the egg(s) say it increases their chi (the fundamental life force that flows through all and everything according to energyarts.com), orgasms, vagina muscle tone, hormone balance and more.
UPDATE -- The eggs have sold out! Guess we'll have to wait for the next shipment!
Check it out at shop.goop.com!
From Kegels and the Elvie to vaginal steaming and even laser treatments. And now: https://t.co/SMU4jgZ2p6— goop (@goop) January 15, 2017
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